MILEY CYRUS - New Tour Whore (Poetry just for you)

I have no problems with women being sexual. 

 

I have no problems with nudity. 

 

I have no problems with a woman showing strength through her artistry. 

 

I have no problems with shock value. 

 

What I have a problem with is Miley Cyrus. 

 

I think she has taken it all too far and it's left artistry behind.  I don't find artistic integrity in anything she is doing.  It's just pissing me off.  She is stunning, smart, and talented but not many are seeing any of that through this Candy Striper Porn Star she is pretending or wanting to be/portray.  I seriously don't get it.  Maybe you have a differing opinion?  Please share, I'd love to hear about it. 

 

Here is footage from Miley's concert tour care of TMZ and TooFab:

 

This is Miley pretending to blow a Bill Clinton masked man.  Want to make it artistic?  Go down on Hilary bitch, that will be talked about. 

 

Here she comes, sliding out her own tongue.  Least finally something is coming out of her mouth instead of going in.  And see that's what I think now because of the pictures to follow.    By the way, if I met her in person and she stuck her tongue out I would slap her face, just slap her.  I don't care if it would get me arrested, she'd love the news and she needs a slap. 

 

Classy.  Classy as Farrah Abramson, the Christian Porn Star.  

 

Well at least she puts a plus sized girl on her stage.  Can't say she is favouring only the "nuggets" as Chelsea Handler calls the wee peeps.  

 

Really?  Ass up, tongue out, on the hood of a car.   

 

 A making herself.....Darlin' Madonna did it first, years ago, it's done.  Been there done that.

 

Nothin' like a good old car hump. 

 

Here's something new, my crotch and my tongue.   

 

 Sorry, spoke too soon.

 

I suppose this could be worse. 

 

Well there ya go!

 

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I hope that's been disinfected.  

 

See this is risqué but it's not THAT bad, if only that were it.   

 

 Then she rides in on a giant fucking wiener.

 

Monsters Inc with Meth Head holes in his face?

 

Why not more of this gorgeous?  Cause the other pictures, you aren't pretty in them, not in my eyes.  Sorry but I see raunchy and dirty.  Then you go glam and you think man, she's so pretty why the bullshit?

 

What do you think?  Go ahead, let me have it.  I'd love to know.