Monday, January 13, 2014
Golden Globes....literally! (after party...)
Bono posin'. Look at The Edge's face. Hysterical.
Jay Mohr, who has a pot belly, picked on her body. I cannot pick on this body, how can you? But gurl, a vampire you are not. New makeup artist for hire.
I do not need to say more than the next picture.
I didn't know she died and came back??? I wish her red hair and a tan would come back.
I shit you not she is a famous stylist for famous people. Honestly.
Using the song Royale, please sing, "I need to pluck my EYEbrows, EYEbrows"
It's not Pee Wee Herman, who is it?
He's a pig and this is his wife, Mrs. Pig. *shiver* She sleeps with that.
Do a little dance.
Shake a little love.
Show ma' boobs tonight, whoo.
Ma' boobs tonight, whoo.
"Alright, alright, alright..." *shiver* He grossed me out in Magic Mike. All wrong, all wrong, all wrong.
We get it, you have huge knockers, you have GOLDEN GLOBES.
Who got her whore on last night? I knew it!
Oh sweet thing, congratulations. Too bad for the rest of time you will be known as the one who drank wwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy too much to speak properly.
6 degrees of still married. Cutest couple who don't live in Hollywood.
"Ryan I am over here, see me, eat this bitch". Ryan Seacrest's ex-girlfriend workin' it.
This is Molly Sims. This is also Molly Sims doing her best Tranny.
Sandra should have worn this dress if she wanted colour. I love this.
When I was a kid a man with a huge nose walked into a restaurant. My father tried and tried to keep my attention and then I saw the man and yelled "noooooose". To that I say, "EARS".
And the award for most awkward goes to....
Grand Dame.
Shoot your stylist.
Goodnight.
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