Oscars .... After the fact...

Well hey there, Britney Jean.  Work it Bitch!  She's always one sweat away from falling apart it looks like.

I have no words.  His hair, her cotton ball.

We get it.  You are curvy.  Mermaid enhances it.  Borrrring. 

Silly girl, it's not the "Golden Globes", it's the Oscars.  

There's nothing classier than a smoke in the ear at a black tie affair.  I don't think she's "all that".  I don't see it.  Much like that Cara Devign (sp vine) girl.   

This couple throws me off every time I see them.  Especially him and the earring.  He is awesome in 42 if you haven't seen it.  

Love Veronica Mars dress change.  And Biel's body, unreal.  

Red is the new Orange is the new Black. 

Three way!  And a power one at that!

This is like the equivalent of Angelina and Brad accept the Brad's not handsome, just brilliant.   

I love this girl and her dress change!  The sides and back are very bare.  Little risqué, little shocker.  Atta girl.  

The ghost of Jessica Rabbit went too. 

It's so nice Paris got to borrow someone's hair.  

Little Miss Booby.  Reese, you harlot you. 

Beautiful.  Her face and skin, is unreal up close.   

Sweetheart, we love that you are out of the closet and it means you don't have to try to wear haute couture dresses anymore but this is a wee Lazy Bean stereotypical no?  You look like Jared Leto.  Hot.   

Lupita hits it out of the park again, new outfit.  

I love this more than the great one she wore to the Oscars. 

Anne's better choice in dresses, and Leto's amazing photo bomb! 

Ahhhh Amy, class act all the way.  Nailed it again.  

Love this couple.  

Biel, "the body", Timberlake.  

Whoopsie on the lobsided smile.