This is girl’s weekend.
It’s not a full on rager, because let’s face it, I am 99 years old. Okay 43, but close enough. My
two girlfriends arrived last night, one due today. They arrived with a case of beer and a BOX OF
ALCOHOL. I don’t mean a box of wine as
wonderfully tacky as that is fun but an actual box full of different bottles of
alcohol and mix for adult slurpies. All
ya need is a box of booze and an IPhone apparently to mix up the worlds
greatest list of slushies. Slushy,
slurpy, it’s all the same. It’s a frozen
drink and booze. Hellloooooo!
They arrived last night around 7pm. We had our first drinks until 8pm and I
served up a flat, a large tray of nachos.
There was enough nachos for 12 people, there was 3 of us. We ate almost all of it. Talk about bloat. The three of us all undid our pants and drank
more. It was 1130pm and us Grandmas
tucked it in for the night. 1130! We used to stay up until dawn now we all
gasped a sigh of relief when the first said, “I am ready for bed”. I just about peed when I heard that. I thought as the host I was gonna have to stay
up.
Here’s the problem. Alcohol
is an inflammatory. My back hasn’t been
that sore since I actually herniated the discs.
Then I got into bed and the social aspect of it all had apparently made
me a little manic (high). I stayed up
until 5am. Now maybe that was the bi
polar or maybe that was my back and the 100 pound furball snoring and flopping
around in my bed.
Would I take a second of it back? NOT A CHANCE.
Today I plan on having another drink or two but maybe not 10.
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